Core expertise
Sun Microsystems will fine tune MySQL for some big-name customers unwilling to get their hands dirty supporting the open source database themselves.…
Smaller ISPs wouldn’t touch Phorm with yours
Phorm, the advertising company that wants to pay your ISP to hand over information on which websites you visit, has convinced the UK’s three largest providers to trust it, but regulators and the rest of the industry are less impressed.…
Nordic Battlegroup emasculated
Disgruntled Swedish heraldists are demanding the Nordic Battlegroup reconsider a decision to emasculate their crest’s lion which has seen the rampant beast relieved of his todger.…
Who guards the guards?
Security products from both Trend Micro and Symantec - two of the big three anti-virus players - have become the subject of serious security vulnerabilities.…

After choking imaginary giraffe
Seven thousand leap year day babies have revolted against the Toys R Us giraffe, skewering Steve Ballmer along the way.…